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T'was da night of Christmas, as as the dude rest... Santa left no presents, and left him depressed!

"Well if I get no gifts, I'll take one of my own! I'll go to santa's home and take his throne!"

And so shovel in hand, the postal dude set out on a mission! To overtake Santa and have his position!

POSTAL: Dude Steals Santa  is a 2D shooter platformer starring the POSTAL Dude, as he seeks revenge on the jolly old fat man himself, SANTA! Run, Jump, Shoot, Smoke Weed, Eat Good, Steal Santa, Kill a frog, Cave Man Mode? We have it, Die a couple times, do it all! 3 endings to get, Pacifist, Genocide, or somewhere in the middle! 

What are you waiting for, Christmas? You may be a little late!

PLAY TODAY.
OR PLAY ON NEWGROUNDS: https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/912851

LISTEN TO THE OST HERE: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLTllmbOgFVS8N_Ba5cJK03g8LlLT2L-Z0&si=rtxWYvZe...

GAME CREDITS:

"Explosive Clown Nose" / Joey 

   - Programming (99% of the Programming)

   - Art (Levels, Power ups, enemies)

   - Lead Director

"Ducktober" / Adrian

   - Art (Player sprites, enemies, weapons)

   - Music

   - Voice Acting (Postal Dude, YelloFrog, RedFrog)

"HorseFolder" / Jacob Lenard

   - Co-Director

   - Art (Derby sprites)

   - Music

   - Voice Acting (Mr. Bob, GrandmaFrog)

   - Co-Director

"Wishbøne" / Zack U

   - Art (Jingles sprites, Derby End Screen)

   - Voice Acting (Jingles)

DabbingBeterAKAWinner

   - Voice Acting (Krotchy Doll, G-Yeet, Santa)

Mattrophied

   - Voice Acting (Elfs)

Onestopmidi

   - Voice Acting (Krampus)

   - Music (Duck Chase Scene Music)

"MEMZ" / Maya

   - Art (Storybook Intro Images, Frog image, Krampus)

Kate Jorgensen

   - Voice Acting (Derby)

Caeser Compos

   - Covert painting

Playtesting 

   - Ramis

   - Jeffery

Sameh Elamawy 

   - CEO of Scratch

Additional Resources

   - cooltext.com

   - pixabay.com

   - textures4photoshop.com

   - opengameart.org 

   - Scratch SFX Libary

   - Griftpatch "HP Bar" Script 

TRAILER CREDITS:

"HorseFolder" / Jacob Lenard

- Editing, Live Action Footage, Writing, Direction

"Explosive Clown Nose" / Joey 

- Writing, Direction

"Ducktober" / Adrian

- Voice Acting, Writing, Direction, Art (Interview Frog)

"MEMZ" / Maya

- Storybook Intro Images

Avis

- Background shot (green)

Engine:

Made in Scratch 3.1, Exported as an exe with Turbowarp.org




   

StatusReleased
PlatformsHTML5
Rating
Rated 5.0 out of 5 stars
(1 total ratings)
AuthorExplosiveClownNose
GenrePlatformer
Tags2d-shooter, Christmas, postal, postal-dude, postaljam
Average sessionAbout a half-hour

Download

Download
Postal Dude Steals Santa v1.2 [Postal Jam 2023 Round 2 Entry] .zip 234 MB
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Development Stuff (funny images from the making of the game!).zip 14 MB
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[DAY 1 BUILD, OUTDATED] POSTAL Dude Steals Santa.zip 237 MB
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[OUTDATED BUILD] POSTAL Dude Steals Santa version 1.1 [Postal Jam 2023 Round 2 E 240 MB
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[OUTDATED BUILD] POSTAL Dude Steals Santa v1.1.1 [Postal Jam 2023 Round 2 Entry] 148 MB
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THE ALPHA BUILD (it's an sb3 file load it in scratch or turbowarp :D ) 17 MB
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PLAYTESTER BETA COPY.zip 213 MB

Install instructions

1) Extract the whole zip

2) Open "POSTAL_Dude_Steals_Santa_PostalJam2023Round2.exe" to start the app.

Development log

Comments

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amazing game. BRAVO BRAVO!!

(+1)

<3thank u

also you should port this to mobile so i can play it on the go